- “I look better than you.”
- “I’m the most beautiful person in the world.”
- “No one can compare to me.”
- “You should look more like me.”
- “I’m perfect.”
- “I look good today.”
- “I’m not ugly.”
- “I like myself.”
- “Have to admit, I am cute.”
- “I’m beautiful the way I am.”
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?