I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.
Anonymous said: I got off work early 2 hours ago I go home hear my girl moaning I walk to the room i see some dude on top of my girl drilling her I say ehh emm excuse me they dont even hear me cause she moaning so loud & eyes closed He turns his head see me and gives me a wink turns his head back around and just keeps pounding her.Hes bigger than me idk what to do.he turns looks at me again and asks her your man don't fuck u like this huh while he looks me in the eye she goes no. I left and drove to my moms
sonnnn he treated you like a guest in your own home
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.
Love actually makes you do a lot of strange things. Like blow up a sidhe. And pick a rare flower in a monster-infested cave. And drink a cup of poison. And offer your life to a mental priestess. And… *goes on forever*
“I let the Frost Giants into Asgard”
Collection of Faces-That-Could-Let-Him-Get-Away-With-Anything
I was literally just here talking to the computer trying to tell Tom that he was going to jail, but I couldn’t. Look at that face.
KILL. ME. NOW. I. CAN’T. HANDLE. ALL. THE. CUTE.
this post, I am DONE